Monday, July 9, 2007

30 things I wish'd I knew as a kid:

Here's an old post from my previous blog. I liked it. Add stuff to it please. :)

  1. You will be glad that your parents didn't let you smoke and drink at home like your friends parents did
  2. I takes about 15 years to get a flat in central Stockholm, dont wait to enter the waiting list
  3. You won't have McDonalds every day when you grow up
  4. Red wine tastes awesome
  5. Blue cheese tastes awesome
  6. Throwing stones at the commuter train is dangerous and you will be caught
  7. Snorkeling during 12 am to 2 am without sun protection in the Dominican Republic will ruin the rest of the trip
  8. It’s not cool to wear track pants everyday unless you live in Poland
  9. Elton John likes men
  10. George Michael does too
  11. The original The Velvet Underground And Nico vinyl is cooler to own with the banan unpealed
  12. Knowing mathematics isn't totally useless
  13. Short ICQ numbers are cool
  14. Knowing more than one language can be useful
  15. Hawking can be addictive
  16. So can cigarettes
  17. You will be addicted to nicotine if you smoke, just wait. And it's shit hard to quit... And no, a nicotine addiction dosent give a fuck about a strong character
  18. The tape deck will eventually be knocked by something much better so don't invest all your money in a expensive player
  19. No, the CD isn't durable and can't be scratched with a needle and still be played... Don't take the guy in the stores word for it, he's just fucking around, and he persists make sure to make him play the CD after
  20. Your 10-öres (1 swedish krona is divided in ten parts... I.e. 1/10 = 10 öre) collection won't be worth shit when they remove the coin
  21. Don't invest in a coax cable network at home
  22. You will get over her and eventually forget her name
  23. Under the matress isnt a good hiding place for porn mags
  24. There will be a better song than 'Ice Ice Baby'
  25. Sunglasses with a flashing "cool" isn't really
  26. Don't waste time spanking your monkey to Samantha Fox. She likes women
  27. You don't wan't to be Michael Jackson
  28. Putting your tongue on metal objects during winter does hurt, really
  29. Music artists don't read your fan mail
  30. Neither does Santa